Tangent? Whoever heard of a tangent? Certainly not GleeKast, who brings you disciplined coverage of Asian F...until their Special Guest Star Gwyneth Pal--er, Slug shows up and chaos reigns with more furor than a Von Trier flick. The trio discuss everything from The Karate Kid Part III to Will Shuester’s taste in porn. Then Emily discovers she has the ability to wishmaster stuff and gets really distracted. So distracted that her irresponsible wishmastering leads to technical difficulties that threaten a good 90 minutes of group rambling. Three days later, the trio reunites in SkypeLand to finish off defining tiger moms and debating the healthiness of Mercedes’ relationship with her in no way healthy boyfriend/Snuffalufagus/forum/Durden. Trust us, it will all make sense two hours from now. In the meantime, there’s the link Ashlee sent us from someone who hates Glee:
http://nerdgasmnoire.wordpress.com/2011/10/04/why-is-glee-so-addicted-to-failure/ and you should share your thoughts on it at palavr.com. There’s the videotorial shared with us by Wayne here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p72UqyVPj54 in which a chick declares war on Beyonce. And most touchingly (and educationally), here’s the superior cover of Fix You from Young@Heart, complete with Spanish subtitles because Emily wishmastered it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_n0zvoHlVk
We’ll be on a brief hiatus along with Glee, but keep your ears out for a Very Special And Long Ago Teased commentary episode and stay in touch at firstname.lastname@example.org and the palavr.com forums. Also check out
Slug over at the Slugcast, which you can find right on yonder: http://www.slugcast.com/ Just don’t throw salt on it because that’s cruel and gross. Sickos. Keep up that attitude and we’ll wishmaster you all the way back to The Season That Didn’t Happen. Remember: you don’t even know what we’re talking about.