Erica hates Coldplay but loves RuPaul’s Drag Race. Emily hates easyjokes but loves her some Lifetime Originals. Together, the ladies discuss Ryan Murphy’s hatred of long distance relationships, Marley’sstupid hat choices, a Lost-esque theory regarding the Glee-ettes, and the controversial wording regarding jokes about Gilbert Grape’s mom. Weigh in (fat joke!) at our Facebook page during the hiatus and sendus your virtual smoochies email@example.com. We’ll see you next month. Please don’t break up with us in the meantime.